Category: film

Movies I meant to see, but didn’t.

Sometimes, I send things back to Netflix without watching them, and I always feel bad about it.

Academy Awards Notes.

Thank goodness for beer and livebloggers; how did I ever manage to sit through award shows without them?

Chaska to Tokyo.

It’s amazing how many different ways there are for people to not communicate with each other, and how many different things “not communicate” can mean.

Movies I Meant to Watch: Moulin Rouge.

I forget all about whatever it is I’m supposed to be watching now, because I’m sitting on the sofa in my pajamas, watching movies that are too old to be current and too new to be classic.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

The movie seems happy enough to let its Christian subtext remain subtextual.

Watching Serenity.

It’s impossible to write anything about the movie itself without wallowing in spoilers, so here are some random notes on the preview-watching experience.

Watching movies on the PSP.

The weird thing about watching feature films on the PSP is that you end up treating portable video like a portable game or portable text, as something to be picked up and put down at will.

Rush Hour.

The problem with Jackie Chan is that when he’s not interacting with a chair or a motorcycle or whatever, and instead has to act against a human being, he’s not really all that funny.

Supercop and Supercop 2.

“This is terrible! We have two of the most talented martial arts actors in the world doing a movie together, and there’s absolutely zero chemistry between them!”

Shaun of the Dead.

What can zombies do to brush up their image, to make themselves relevant to a modern audience?

The Animation Show.

Some brief thoughts on each of the shorts (and not-so-shorts) of the films I saw at Judge & Hertzfeldt’s touring festival of animation.

Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

When the only convincing performance in a film comes from a backwards-talking, computer-animated muppet, you know you’re in trouble.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

The whole affair is a wonderful play (pun intended) on identity, reality, and langugage.

Kung Fu Hustle.

Kung Fu Hustle doesn’t inspire deep analysis so much as a feeling of sheer elation.

Vanity Fair (the movie, not the magazine).

How much do I love Reese Witherspoon? Enough to sit all the way through this movie.

Three-penny take-home test.

I really didn’t dislike my film theory class as much as you’d think from reading this weblog.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

The film makes the transition to a more visual medium by replacing some of the novels’ logorrheic verbal digressions with arch visual gags.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

It’s two hours of drug jokes, fart jokes, boob jokes, gay jokes, and generally tiresome bad behavior. On the other hand, it’s Asians engaging in this bad behavior.

Your favorite movie sucks.

Don’t mind me, just whining about class. No, not “class,” “class.” Eh, you know what I mean.

Sin City.

This movie may mark the first time in years that Bruce Willis has played a character that’s anywhere near his actual age.

Oseam.

There’s nothing like an overdose of saccharine kitsch to knock a guy out of a too-good mood.

My Own Private Portland.

The Portland of My Own Private Idaho is the PDX of fifteen years ago.

Steamboy.

Steamboy isn’t really about narrative, it’s about technology. (Or perhaps “SCIENCE!”; shout it in your best Thomas Dolby voice.)

Vertigo.

I don’t know why it took me so long, but I finally figured out why I find Alfred Hitchcock’s movies so off-putting: they kinda suck.

The only non-live-blogged Oscars report on the Internet.

One of the best moments of the evening was songwriter Jorge Drexler walking up to the stage and actually genuflecting to Prince before singing his acceptance.

Oscar-nominated animated short films.

Watching the animated shorts online mostly makes me pine for a DVD or theater showing; streaming video is a horrible way to watch, well, anything really, but it’s particularly bad for watching animation, where you just know that you’re missing out on all kinds of details.

The Last Tycoon.

What The Last Tycoon shows you is not just how Hollywood works as an industry, but how cinema works as a form.

Shrek 2: Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra?

For every allusion that signifies, there’s one that makes no sense at all.

Gaming movies like it’s 1999.

Beyond such classics as The Blair Witch Project and Independence Day, there are scads of 90s films out there, just waiting to be remediated into hit games.

Million Dollar Baby.

Million Dollar Baby’s achievement is less in avoiding cliches and more in the way it executes them.

Sideways.

Over many, many bottles of product-placed wine, these four mis-connect, connect, disconnect, and reconnect.

Jeez, isn’t that King back yet?

How much of this stuff can a person really take in before going into analeptic shock?

I’m in over my head.

As the scene progresses, you feel that sinking feeling as our hero realizes that he’s way out of his depth: he’s unworthy, a phony, not even a pseudo-intellectual.

Films I might as well have skipped: Fahrenheit 9/11.

Josh’s Weblogging Rule #31: “When posting about a movie, don’t just link to another review and say ‘I agree!’”

Films I didn’t want to watch: The Passion of the Christ.

The parts of The Passion of the Christ that didn’t make me roll my eyes in irritation or close them in sleepy boredom made me avert them in disgust, and those parts made up a distressingly large portion of the movie.

Saved! from satire.

The thing that makes the film fall flat as satire is the same thing that makes it click for me: its unrepentant affection for its characters.

Hero and the Four Arts.

The film Hero is mostly about swordplay, true love, and imperialism. But it’s also a work of art, one that references other arts while telling its story.

Lost in Translation: it’s like La Jeté, but instead of the future, it’s set in Japan.

What really struck me while I watched it was the way that so many scenes were framed like still photographs or home video.

More movie love than even Gene Shalit can dole out.

I gave in and got a Netflix account. Now I can see all those films I’ve been meaning to watch, and make you all read about it!

Return of the King.

Saying that The Return of the King is the best movie I’ve ever seen seems like an unreasonably strong statement, but for the life of me, I can’t think of anything better.

The Matrix: Done.

Having already sat through the confused, pretentious mess that was Reloaded, simply watching a mediocre action flick was kind of a relief.

More movies that I’ll never see.

Hooray! Aaron has finally given in to his destiny and started posting film reviews on his website.

Demon gods are no match for Bruce Lee.

Why this movie isn’t a stoner classic, I don’t know. Maybe I’m not stoned enough.

Sci-Fi Sequel Showdown!

In a binge that left me kind of dazed, I saw both X2: X-Men United and The Matrix: Reloaded last Saturday.