A good day for sports.

Or at least for the Twins and Heat.

Twins def. Yankees 2-0; Storm def. Monarchs 82-62; Democrats tie Republicans 0-0.

It was a busy night in sporting, as baseball and women’s basketball both had important playoff games played. The future of our political landscape also hung in the balance, but that’s nothing compared to five double plays.

Do androids dream of having a nice changeup?

Because everyone knows: pod people don’t get any run support.

Twins 3, Yankees 1

The Twins won with their fielding, the Yankees lost with their lack of the same, and closer Eddie Guardado treated us to the usual heart attack.

Twins clinch playoffs.

Now to see who the opposing team is (probably the Damn Yankees).

Hrbek forgive me, for I have sinned.

Is it ever OK to root for the Yankees?

When good teams go bad

Going into the last week of the NBA season, the Blazers have managed to distract themselves yet again with another round of citations and infighting.