All-stars and Blazers and Wolves, oh phooey.

Both of my teams are stuck in mediocrity, and I’ve been reduced to the most abject, pathetic state a basketball fan can find himself in.

If the Lakers are in the finals, it must be Tuesday.

I get to enjoy another season of watching the most smug (smuggest?) team on earth play for yet another set of rings to add to its collection.

Timberwolves 112, Kings 109.

You might lose a game now and then, and the Timberwolves have definitely lost their share over the years, but you will never lose because of KG.