T minus 30 days and counting.

The closer my 30th birthday comes, the more I think to myself, “y’know, maybe I should make a big deal out of it.”

Come on, who doesn’t own a corkscrew?!

A few things I plan on keeping in mind the next time I invite people into my home.

Election Night’s fun, if you make a drinking game out of it.

Talking Head #349: “What do you think of when you think of Florida?” Everyone starts shouting at the TV: “Natural disasters!” “Disneyworld!” “Gatorland!” “Crockett and Tubbs!”