Do I know you? No? Then why are you talking to me?

Once you’ve lived somewhere long enough, you get used to certain irritating regional habits, and eventually forget that really, they’re just not healthy.

The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. (2005 Fall Premieres)

Martha Stewart has become a sort of modern-day Confucius, encouraging us all to observe traditional rituals and relationships in order to ensure a harmonious, tastefully-decorated world.