EA Family Play and player postures.

The way that the feature is described makes it sound less like training wheels and more like a completely different game.

Metroid Prime 2.

My poor, tendinitis-riddled hands just cannot deal with this constant strain.

3D is teh sux0r, and I’m an old fart.

I finally started playing Devil May Cry, which is generally considered the gold standard for third-person action games. It has nice graphics, nifty attacks, etc. etc. Unfortunately, I just can’t play it.

Otogi: How to ruin a perfectly good game.

Otogi causes no end of frustration by being simultaneously far better and far worse than your average hack-n-slash brawler.

Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg: falling to your doom.

Using an egg as a weapon is a cute gimmick, to be sure, but one that has unfortunate consequences, control-wise.