Happy Birthday, dear Bobina.

As of today, I have been playing World of Warcraft for an entire year, and when I say “an entire year,” I mean that almost literally.

You say it’s whose birthday?

I had a Sixteen Candles moment this morning, staring at myself in the mirror and trying to figure out if I looked any different.

T minus 30 days and counting.

The closer my 30th birthday comes, the more I think to myself, “y’know, maybe I should make a big deal out of it.”

Irritating birthday thoughts.

For when you’re in the mood to be faced with your own conspicuous lack of immortality.