Guilt never tasted so good.

In my continuing quest to make a complete mockery of the term “vegetarian,” I ate a hamburger today. With bacon. I suppose the next step is spare ribs served on leather placemats, maybe with some BGH on the side. Thanksgiving should be an interesting event.

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Paul

The Descent Into Vice continues!

Years from now, when you're kidnapping hipsters from the Lunds parking lot to sell to aliens in exchange for having holosensory video games from Eta Carinae implanted in your cerebral cortex, we'll be able to say, "it all started with the bacon."