Arrrr! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, matey! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

I apologize for the crappiness of the previous post.

I often wonder how I managed to spend four years at some high-falutin’ college and somehow emerge with absolutely no understanding of how to analyze a text in a coherent manner.

So you say this “literacy” thing has something to do with books?

Minneapolis is the most literate city in the U.S.

WARNING: Deconstruction Zone Ahead

If we could combine this with some of those ready.gov illustrations from a while back, we could have some real fun.

English is a hard, cruel master.

After looking over my last couple of postings, I’ve concluded that sixteen years of education were wasted on me, and that now is as good a time as any for me to learn the english language.

A shortage of weblog-fodder.

It’s plainly evident, though, that I am unable to maintain any sort of constancy in writing.