EXT. MWABOBI'S GARDEN  MORNING

MWABOBI begins playing VIVA PINATA, and is welcomed by the
ever-helpful LEAFOS.

LEAFOS
Welcome to your garden! Whack on things with your
shovel to expose the topsoil and remove junk.

MWABOBI
Woo-hoo, whacking!

Mwabobi begins beating on things with his shovel and has a
good time.

LEAFDOS
Congratulations! A Whirlm has moved into your
garden. We'll run a queue of helpful alerts along
the bottom of the screen, but you won't be able to
read them unless you go into another mode.

MWABOBI
Oh, how nice!

Mwabobi goes back to shoveling--

LEAFOS
Congratulations, you're doing great! Mate your
Whirlms by playing a minigame so that they can hook
up and "romance" each other.

MWABOBI
Right. Got it. I think.

Mwabobi plays the pointless mating minigame a few times,
then goes back to shoveling--

LEAFOS
Oh, look! A Sparrowmint has moved into the garden!

STORKOS
I deliver the eggs after your Piñatas mate!
You'll never hear from me again.

MWABOBI
Um, OK?

Mwabobi goes back to shov--

SEEDOS
Here's some grass seed! You should plant it.

MWABOBI
In a minute, I'm still trying to sho--

LEAFOS
A Syrupent and a Bunnycomb and a Mousemallow have
moved into your garden!

MWABOBI
Um, yay?

WILLY BUILDER
I can help you build a home for your Piñatas!

MWABOBI
Did I get some money somehow? I'm a little confu--

LOTTIE
I sell lots of things that you can't afford!

LEAFOS
A Syrupent just killed a Mousemallow and spilled
its candied innards all over your garden!

MWABOBI
Eek!

DOC PATCHINGO
Your Piñatas are sick! I could heal them if you
had any money.

GRETCHEN
I hunt down Piñatas to put into your garden. That
is, I would if you could remember the names of any
of them or ever had a free second to look them up.

LEAFOS
Oh no! Your Piñatas are fighting and trampling
each other instead of romancing!

LOTTIE
So, are you going to buy any carrots or what?

PROTOSS ZEALOT
We require more Vespene gas.

MWABOBI
LEAVE ME ALONE! I JUST WANT TO DIG DIRT WITH MY
SHOVEL! GOD.

Mwabobi quits the game, goes back to playing UNO.

LEAFOS
Congratulations, you're doing great! Here are
some acheivement points!