“Josh,” you say. “It seems like you’ve been packing forever! Surely the boxing and the stacking and the cleaning and the carrying must wear thin after a while. How do you stay sane in these trying times? I mean, besides obsessing over sporting events?

“It’s easy to keep your head together,” I reply. “Even in the face of overwhelming piles of junk and attacking swarms of dust-bunnies. When life gets you down, just make crappy desktop wallpapers. It’s quick, easy, and cathartic!”

['Mind The Gap' wallpaper]
Mind The Gap.
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['Measure Twice, Cut Once' wallpaper]
Measure Twice, Cut Once.
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(1152×768)

['Are We There Yet?' wallpaper]
Are We There Yet?
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