It finally occurred to me that the longer I sit around worrying about how bad my resume is, the longer I’ll sit on the thing; the longer I sit on the thing, the longer no one will see it; and the longer no one sees it, the longer I’ll be unemployed. So I might as well let everyone see what I’ve got, and have them tell me how awful it is.

If anyone has resume-writing advice, or knows of a good source for that sort of information, I’d appreciate it.

Edit: Thanks for all your suggestions, folks. I’ve taken down the resume, though, since 1) I’m moving sites and haven’t gotten around to transferring the files; 2) I need to do some more revisions anyway; and 3) I have no idea what I would do with the thing even if it looked good.